Bat-hippo spam!

Poor Tallulah the hard done by piggy! Only rocket leaves after yukky Baytril:yikes: I shall report you to the GPU! (Guinea Pig Union)
 
She's already composing a strongly worded letter to the GPU as not only is there no coriander today, but both her favorite fleecy houses are in the wash because she thinks they are toilets, and she's having to make do with a fleecy tunnel today... "Whhheeeeek! Wheek wheek wheek nostril flare huff huff foot stamping wheeeeek!" the letter says.
Fortunately Piggle has taught Tallulah how to take piggy mummy's credit card and shop online when mummy has been drinking wine, so there's 2 new fleecy houses on order from Ziggy's Piggies...
 
She's already composing a strongly worded letter to the GPU as not only is there no coriander today, but both her favorite fleecy houses are in the wash because she thinks they are toilets, and she's having to make do with a fleecy tunnel today... "Whhheeeeek! Wheek wheek wheek nostril flare huff huff foot stamping wheeeeek!" the letter says.
Fortunately Piggle has taught Tallulah how to take piggy mummy's credit card and shop online when mummy has been drinking wine, so there's 2 new fleecy houses on order from Ziggy's Piggies...
Oh my, that is strongly worded, might want to keep a hush voice, don’t want any of the piggies hearing what trauma you’ve put Bat Hippo through!

My personal opinion is she deserves extra cuddles and some veggies 😉
 
I only bought the rocket for hoomans, as piggy daddy pointed out there was supposed to be coriander in our saturday stir fry... and in our sunday chilli... but strangely enough all the green stuff went straight into these cute little wheeky faces instead and the hoomans got none of it!
 
Fortunately Piggle has taught Tallulah how to take piggy mummy's credit card and shop online when mummy has been drinking wine, so there's 2 new fleecy houses on order from Ziggy's Piggies...
Good for Piggle! I can just see them now sat at the laptop choosing which fleece colours go together......
 
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