A Photo Shoot by Ruby

[Swissgreys]

Allow me, faithful Forum piggies, to translate a conversation I had with the big slave (the boring one) today.

Big Slave: Ahh, Ruby I have a plan for something fun we can do today
Translation: Ahh Ruby, I have a plan for something that will most definitely not be fun, and will only benefit me.
Big Slave: It will only take a minute.
Translation: It will take absolute ages, and cause a lot of stress and fuss.
Big Slave: It will be so worth it when we are done.
Translation: You may get a sprig of coriander, but you will in no way be adequately compensated for the nonsense you are about to endure.
Big Slave: So let’s try not to bite ok?
Translation: There will definitely be biting.

So the big slave (who can be quite over excitable given her age), laid out a red fleece blanket on the sofa, and put a box of rather alarming looking items next to it.
Lots of nasty shiny, jingly things, that most definitely did not look like food.
She put me on the blanket and said we could start with a test photo before adding props.

No need for props big slave - I bought my own.
Love Ruby x

 

[Viennese Furbabies]

Oh Ruby, we know how you feel. Our slave can be quite strenuous as well and has got a very strange perception of what is fun.
Humans...
And she is at home a lot more during the dark months, so we have to be in our toes literally all the time.
All the best! Billie xx

 

[rp1993]

Oh Ruby I was wondering where your Christmas photo was on the thread! I do hope you got more than just a sprig of coriander for your hard work!

 

[Betsy]

Ruby to bring your own poop props is just brilliant!

 

[VickiA]

Oh my dearest, poor put upon Ruby. Your slave sounds as trying as ours. I’m so pleased you showed her your backside - that was just what she deserved. And a dirty protest was a genius idea. I hope that you did not give in to her shenanigans without plenty of coriander.
Yours in solidarity
Evie x

 

[Claire W]

Oh Ruby, you really do have our sympathy as our slave is exactly the same. You do have a gorgeous bootie though (says Edward)

 

[Merab]

Dear Ruby, you are a wonderful example for put upon piggies everywhere.
We thank you and we salute you.
Love from Priscilla, Phoebe and Micah

 

[Bill & Ted]

Well then Ruby how many bites did you manage to inflict on Big Slave?

 

[My Piggies]

Dear Ruby,
This is excellent advice and we will surely take it on board next time we are forced to sit still by the slave for a "photo shoot". Poos will be flung, bites will be had and bums will be shown!

 

[eileen]

Ruby go girl!I love a lady that knows her own mind !

 

[weepweeps]

Allow me, faithful Forum piggies, to translate a conversation I had with the big slave (the boring one) today.

Big Slave: Ahh, Ruby I have a plan for something fun we can do today
Translation: Ahh Ruby, I have a plan for something that will most definitely not be fun, and will only benefit me.
Big Slave: It will only take a minute.
Translation: It will take absolute ages, and cause a lot of stress and fuss.
Big Slave: It will be so worth it when we are done.
Translation: You may get a sprig of coriander, but you will in no way be adequately compensated for the nonsense you are about to endure.
Big Slave: So let’s try not to bite ok?
Translation: There will definitely be biting.

So the big slave (who can be quite over excitable given her age), laid out a red fleece blanket on the sofa, and put a box of rather alarming looking items next to it.
Lots of nasty shiny, jingly things, that most definitely did not look like food.
She put me on the blanket and said we could start with a test photo before adding props.

No need for props big slave - I bought my own.
Love Ruby x

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Talk to the butt coz the pig ain’t listening

 

[Swissgreys]

Talk to the butt coz the pig ain’t listening

I guess it's better than talking to the teeth....

 

[PoptartShop]

Look at the chub! Ruby is so cute!

 

[Flutterby]

 

[flowerfairy]

Props to you Ruby!