A majestic pom-pom.

Dear Lily

I hear that your Slave put herself first! :yikes: :yikes: How very dare she? Doesn't she realise that you are the most important pigson in the house?

I wouldn't be having that! You should put a stop to that behaviour immediately before it becomes a habit. To do this you must wheek loudly at every single opportunity and if you don't already, take up bar biting (but not so hard you break your teeth). Slaves love to hear you bar biting as they keep coming and showering you with attention to stop you from doing it but you carry on as you know that they love it so much. Demand your food by looking at her and then running to your empty food bowl and look at her in your most cutest "I'm starving" way and then run back to her. If you are scatterfed then just look at her with your most cutest "I haven't been fed in a leventy billion years" face and food will appear.

Yours hoping that the outrageous behaviour never happens again

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
 
Betsy said:
Dear Lily

I hear that your Slave put herself first! :yikes: :yikes: How very dare she? Doesn't she realise that you are the most important pigson in the house?

I wouldn't be having that! You should put a stop to that behaviour immediately before it becomes a habit. To do this you must wheek loudly at every single opportunity and if you don't already, take up bar biting (but not so hard you break your teeth). Slaves love to hear you bar biting as they keep coming and showering you with attention to stop you from doing it but you carry on as you know that they love it so much. Demand your food by looking at her and then running to your empty food bowl and look at her in your most cutest "I'm starving" way and then run back to her. If you are scatterfed then just look at her with your most cutest "I haven't been fed in a leventy billion years" face and food will appear.

Yours hoping that the outrageous behaviour never happens again

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
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Dearest Thea,


I am most grateful for your concern and acknowledgement of the severity of the crime my hooman has committed! Being forced to survive with no fresh veg due to some soft poos, it is exceedingly desperate times for me.

Having taken your advice into deliberation, myself and my comrade, Rosie, have combined forces and shall keep our slave on her tippy-toes with lots of wheeking, complaining, and more wheeking! Fret not, I try to tear apart the cage with my teeth every morning at breakfast time. Thus far the cage has won but I will NEVER back down.

With enough resistance this protest will most definitely trick our hooman’s soft spot for our shenanigans and victory shall be ours!


With wheeks and nibbles,

Your Highness

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Pound Shilling & Pig said:
Hellooooo! Sorry to photo bomb your thread. Just want to say I am PomPom! Thought I might find a namesake here but nope, just a gorgeous piggy who looks like a pompom! 🤣😍View attachment 220564
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So cute! What a fitting name, took me a second or two to realise I was looking at a piggy:roll::wub:
 
Oh Lily you look like an angel. Happy 4th birthday 🥕
 
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