A difficult day by Harry

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It’s been a difficult day here.
It started quite well.
Lucy smelt super interesting this morning, and I was very excited (although I wasn’t quite sure why).
I was popcorning and rumbling all over the cage, and adding lots of squeaks in between.
I was quite thrilled with myself, and kept trying to share my excitement with Lucy and Ruby (who lives next door).

The big slave kept coming over and saying dull things like, ‘For heavens sake, calm down Harry’ and ‘Please stop making those ridiculous noises’.
At one point she said I would go and live in the garden which sounded lovely - the garden has grass and is warm and sunny - I don’t know why we ever stopped going out there.

Anyway eventually I had Ruby next to me (through the bars) and Lucy next to me on and I just kept rumbling and strutting around and suddenly both the girls got really cross and started puffing up and chattering their teeth.
Lucy even peed on me, and everyone was shrieking and getting into a right state so the big slave came and picked me up and put me into the floor time pen.
This is normally quite a good thing, but today I had to go in the pen ON MY OWN!
Naturally I am a brave and manly boar but I don’t really like being by myself.
The big slave said everyone need a break and some time to calm down, but frankly it was the girls who were all grumpy and spraying pee everywhere, but it was me who ended up on my own which hardly seems fair.

Below is a photo of me in a house (alone) looking sad (but also handsome).
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After a while she put me back in with Lucy and also gave us a large Primark bag of hay as a distraction.
Lucy wanted to sleep in the bag (something about it being a very long day) so I got right in with her so she wouldn’t feel lonely.
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The big slave said I was lucky to live with such a tolerant and understand pig.
She is always saying dull stuff like that.
 
Aw Harry, Theo feels your pain!
Today he could smell that one of his 5 ladies smelt nice and he had all sorts of rumbly urges and rumbled everywhere shaking his attractive manly bottom, then he tried figure out which lady smelt nice. So he sniffed old Auntie Jezzy's bottom and she freaked out and started running away and spooked all the other piggies and everypig was running and not happy with Theo. Then he sniffed Blodwen's bottom and she bit his nose so Theo ran away and spooked all the other piggies and everypig was running and not happy with Theo. Then he went for a safe bet and sniffed his favourite wife Puggle's bottom and she was very cross he sniffed the other lady pigs bottoms first and lunged at him and chased him then everypig was running and not happy with Theo. Then Theo being very clever figured out it was lovely Piggle who smelt nice so he did his best rumble but she sprayed wee in his face and ran away then Theo ran into big boss lady pig Clover because he had wee on his face and Clover rumbled back A LOT and Theo went and hid in a box. Being a boar is very, very complicated, Theo definitely agrees with Harry!
 
Theo gets very confused, he knows he must be a very manly and dominant boar to have 5 ladies and 26 square feet of territory though he can't quite remember how he got them, but if he does a manly rumble his ladies always put him in a box. But that's ok because he likes boxes too, they have hay inside and sometimes snacks and he can take a nap and rest his overworked little boar brain :)
 
PigglePuggle said:
Theo gets very confused, he knows he must be a very manly and dominant boar to have 5 ladies and 26 square feet of territory though he can't quite remember how he got them, but if he does a manly rumble his ladies always put him in a box. But that's ok because he likes boxes too, they have hay inside and sometimes snacks and he can take a nap and rest his overworked little boar brain :)
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I think Theo and Harry sound like 2 peas in a pod.
Harry really has no clue and no idea of personal space, but he is always so happy and thrilled with himself.
 
Piggies&buns said:
It sounds hard work for these boys with their lovely wives!
My boys are grateful that they just have each other and not complicated women to try to work out!
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Yes, Bill and Ted are the same, life’s uncomplicated for these two manly boars, well apart from both being madly in love with the same gorgeous Jemimah belonging to @Merab's Slave who drives them wild! 😜
 
Well, Harry, when you are a little older I will explain to you where you went wrong. Sadly I have been explaining to Ralphie where he is going wrong but he won't take my advice and that's why he's only got one wife instead of several. You cheeky young boars !
 
Gentlemen Harry and Theo. You are handsome males but you have to realise things have changed now. Ladies demand respect so you can’t go strutting about like jack the lad. Treat the ladies as equals, don’t flirt with more than one and above all don’t go flaunting your bits about without consent first . Hopefully then true love will come your way ♥️
 
Winniepeg said:
Gentlemen Harry and Theo. You are handsome males but you have to realise things have changed now. Ladies demand respect so you can’t go strutting about like jack the lad. Treat the ladies as equals, don’t flirt with more than one and above all don’t go flaunting your bits about without consent first . Hopefully then true love will come your way ♥
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And above all Theo please don't sniff Auntie Jezzy's floofy bum, it may be floofy and intriguing but her floofy face fur means she has tunnel vision and gets very startled if anyone surprises her from behind! Plus she really doesnt hold with that sort of nonsense at her age, she's old enough to be your great grandma probably! A polite friendly face and ear lick is a much better approach to ladies than always going straight for the bum :)
 
PigglePuggle said:
And above all Theo please don't sniff Auntie Jezzy's floofy bum, it may be floofy and intriguing but her floofy face fur means she has tunnel vision and gets very startled if anyone surprises her from behind! Plus she really doesnt hold with that sort of nonsense at her age, she's old enough to be your great grandma probably! A polite friendly face and ear lick is a much better approach to ladies than always going straight for the bum :)
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I almost chocked on my dinner. That’s hysterical. 😁
 
With respect I’m knocking 60 and as far as I’m concerned I haven’t got a floofy bum (not that I can see or would be inclined to want a look) . Maybe I could team up with Auntie Jezzy and we could go clubbing 😂
 
Micah would like to say that he feels for all you boars coping with the ladies.
He thinks he’s very good in the rumbling and strutting department but........
He lives with Jemimah who says he’s too young even if he is a big, handsome boar. She much prefers the maturity of Bill and Ted who live with @Bill & Ted , they are also big and handsome and won her heart.
Then there’s Priscilla - he still has a hard time with working out which end is which and he can’t understand why she doesn’t want him sitting on her head.
Phoebe is much more fun, she plays chase around the cage with him.
 
Swissgreys said:
It’s been a difficult day here.
It started quite well.
Lucy smelt super interesting this morning, and I was very excited (although I wasn’t quite sure why).
I was popcorning and rumbling all over the cage, and adding lots of squeaks in between.
I was quite thrilled with myself, and kept trying to share my excitement with Lucy and Ruby (who lives next door).

The big slave kept coming over and saying dull things like, ‘For heavens sake, calm down Harry’ and ‘Please stop making those ridiculous noises’.
At one point she said I would go and live in the garden which sounded lovely - the garden has grass and is warm and sunny - I don’t know why we ever stopped going out there.

Anyway eventually I had Ruby next to me (through the bars) and Lucy next to me on and I just kept rumbling and strutting around and suddenly both the girls got really cross and started puffing up and chattering their teeth.
Lucy even peed on me, and everyone was shrieking and getting into a right state so the big slave came and picked me up and put me into the floor time pen.
This is normally quite a good thing, but today I had to go in the pen ON MY OWN!
Naturally I am a brave and manly boar but I don’t really like being by myself.
The big slave said everyone need a break and some time to calm down, but frankly it was the girls who were all grumpy and spraying pee everywhere, but it was me who ended up on my own which hardly seems fair.

Below is a photo of me in a house (alone) looking sad (but also handsome).
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After a while she put me back in with Lucy and also gave us a large Primark bag of hay as a distraction.
Lucy wanted to sleep in the bag (something about it being a very long day) so I got right in with her so she wouldn’t feel lonely.
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The big slave said I was lucky to live with such a tolerant and understand pig.
She is always saying dull stuff like that.
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OMG that first photo, so gorgeous!
 
Hannah_xx said:
Hahaha brilliant! Boars are funny things!
Patrick is exactly the same, never gives anyone and peace, always wants to know what everyone’s doing and who he can flirt with. But he’s very sweet with the girls, and they tell him off a lot!
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I think the best character trait for husboars is being able to accept a good telling off from the ladies (and knowing when to quit and go sit in a box) :)
 
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